The thought of a massage from this particular female made Jeeves worry he might actually develop some sort of condition. She seemed like the kind of girl to use far more force than was necessary. Although, that might not be a wholly fair assessment if she was a competent baker. The pastries within view looked good enough. Still, it was best not to risk it when there were other ways to play it off.

"That will not be necessary, Ms. Pie, I am merely attempting to take precautions to prevent any possible aggravation." And he meant that in so very many ways. "I would much rather see your excellent comestibles. You baked and decorated all of them yourself? Most enterprising. Where did you acquire the necessary goods? Was the kitchen in this realm stocked as it usually is when in the waking world for you?"