Wash had, at least, gotten the hang of walking on four legs. If all else failed, a party was a party, even if this one required being a pony as the price of admission. He trotted into the town square with Fang and Melody riding on his back, taking in the decorations and stopping short at the pony seemingly frozen right in the middle. The size, the color scheme - Maine had no mane. Of course. "Let me guess - it's your first time here."

Melody was absolutely fascinated with the new pony. Look, he had no hair! She had to check it out, of course. Getting to her paws, her butt wiggled high in the air, cat sign language for Imminent Pouncing. Wash didn't realize what she was planning until it was too late. "Melody, don't-"

The Necho Cat leapt off his back, staggering him slightly, and landed on Maine, immediately pawing at his head. Look, he's bald! That's so weird!