It may have been teasing, but for Wash, Luna's words were simply hammering home the fact that something was very, very wrong with him, even more so than usual. He'd somehow wound up in the completely wrong body, and he couldn't even walk, and if he couldn't walk he couldn't fight, and his armor was just about useless-

And, he realized as he looked up at her, he was shorter than Luna. Much shorter.

Somehow, that last realization was the one that tipped the scale yet again. "Fuck this," he said, with a calm that was a complete and utter lie, and then he made another ungainly break for the portal.