Luna's horn glowed, picking Wash up bodily and plopping him back down on his hooves again. Facing Ponyville. "Oh, come now, Agent, 'tis not so terrible! You make a very nice guardstallion! Why, your coat even matches your human armor!" She smiled down at him - and it definitely was down now; Luna had at least a head over even most mortal stallions, and it seemed humans-turned-pony were no different.

Teasing? Maybe just a little.