"All the damn time," he snapped back. He paused for a few moments - okay, that wasn't completely true, and right now that actually mattered. "Okay, not all the time, but more often than you'd think. Last time it was an armored jeep." Wash let loose a short bark of laughter at her next statement. "I wish."

Oh. Fang winced slightly as his person's tone changed. It doesn't sound like his person is helping too much either. That's not good.

Hey, having Bert scared of her definitely worked for Melody. Maybe it would keep him from running over her person again.